A wife.....arrived home from a shopping trip....and was horrified... to find her husband in bed with a lovely young woman..... Just as the wife was about to storm out of the house...... her husband stopped her....and was like........Before you leave.....don't you want know..... how all this came about......she was like.....ooh hell yeah!!!..... so the hubby was like..so am driving along the highway...rite....and i see this tired and disheveled woman.....so i stop to help out...apparently her situation was so bad.... so I brought her home and made her a meal from the roast beef you had forgotten in the refrigerator.......She had her some wornout sandals on her feet..... so I gave her a pair of good shoes you had discarded because they had gone out of style.....heck she was so cold....i had to give her your sweater which i bought you ,,on your birthday...... which you never wore because the color did not suit you....to make matters even worse honey!!.....Her pants were torn....... so I gave her one of yours that were perfectly good, but too small for you now......... she was about to leave the house..... but she paused and asked......Is there anything else your wife doesn't use anymore?..and Bam!!..here we are!!!
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