A 45 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing god she asked “is my time up?” god said: “ no , you have another 43 years , 2 month and 8 days to live upon recovery. The woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift , liposuction , breast implants and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in and change her hair color and brighten her teeth. Since she had so much more time to live , she figured she might as well make the most of it. After her last operation , she was released from the hospital while crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance. Arriving in front of god , she demanded , “ I thought you said I had another 42 years? Why didn’t you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance?”
God replied : “ I didn’t recognize you”
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